How To Fight A Bear

How To Fight A Bear

How To Fight A Bear: By the end of this film, VideoJug will have shown you how to fight a bear, when to fight a bear, and most importantly, if you should actually fight a bear at all. Follow our tips and become a champion.

Now science books will tell you that when you meet a bear in the woods you should avoid eye contact, retreat slowly and if it attacks you play dead, but that's if your avoiding a confrontation, if you wanna bring it to the bear you need to wind him up first, so nick his salmon and run away a bit or just insult his mum.

If you see a bear at feeding time its gonna be hungry, hungry means angry, best not to go hand to hand in this situation far better to run him down with a truck. If you don't have a truck your gonna have to go toe to toe, best thing to do is go mental, imagine its a life and death situation, like if you were being attacked by a bear, kick him in the balls, clothesline him, or do his face in with a crow bar. You probably gonna get some back, so keep your guard up, at the end of the day its who wants it more.

You might need to fight dirty:

why not take his cubs hostage, and push them around a bit, this will leave him feeling lost and alone making it easier for you to deck him. enlist the help of other animals like a hawk to pluck out his eyes, a cobra to inject some venom, and a rhino to deliver a smack down.
Why not build a robot suit out of metal and stuff to level the odds? Then knock his teeth out.
If all else fails set him on fire- proving once and for all you're king of the jungle.

Good luck fighting bears.