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- It was a cold & dark monday morning, when I decided to go check on my husband, Pyhxil.
- So I started the "Minge Mobile", got our son SiikFatNinja out of bed and we left without having our morning glory.
- Breakfast.
- Anyway, as I was on my way to Walkmart (to check on Pyhxil), I saw that the little sh*t, SiikFatNinja had pissed his pants.
- So we stoped at a Bar/restaurant/smelly place not far from Walmart, called "Sloth Inc". I cleaned SiikFatNinja ' s pants, & we decided to stop here for a quick "Breakfast".
- It was about 10:37 when we left "Sloth inc".
- Anyway, we got to Walmart & Pyhxil was sitting there, half naked, with a banana skin over his "sexual part" & he was just sitting there, talking to "the soda bottle", telling "it" how much he loves "him".
- I cried for a few houres...
- I reallised that Pyhxil was too good for me.
- So we split up.
- [PART 1 OF THE AMAZING STORY].
- [PART 2 OF AMAZING STORY]
- After being "dumped" by Pyhxil , i decided to go out more,
- have fun with other men...
- One day, I found the love of my life.
- CypriotMerks.
- We loved eachother more than bacon on toast.
- Intil one day, I called him a "bad name", he took all my money and left.
- All I had was SiikFatNinja .
- Soo, I was in desperate need of money, so I sold SiikFatNinja to Riyer for a couple of diamond blocks.
- With that money, I was able to survive a couple weeks...
- 3 weeks later, I had lost all the money Riyer gave me.
- I had to think of a solution to get money.
- So I went to say my sis salamander9o which was a drug dealer in a rough part of MURICA'.
- She was like "ayyyyyy ni**a , you g*y?! Grow sum ballz ni**a deyuuuuuum.
- I cried ;_;
- However, she told me that if i wanted money, I needed to do drugs...
- [END OF PART 2, PART 3 IN A FEW]
- [PART 3 OF DE AWESHUM STORY]
- Right, salamander9o invited me into her cribe. Her husband was there...
- His name was Robbiedem. He was an alchaolic...
- The house smellt of Cheesy feet, orange skin & Sloth.
- Weird but, at least I had somewhere to sleep.
- The next day, salamander9o woke me up at 7:45 to go for my first deal.
- Selling this new drug called "Fart in a pot" (the name says it all).
- So, I got into her Fiat & we set off to Miami. Whilst in the car, she handed over this handgun.
- I was like "HEY WTF IS THIS±/1/!!?1!?1!?//1///221/21//!!?1"
- salamander9o said : "It's just incase the deal goes wrong"
- I pooped myself.
- Literally.
- Few houres later, we finally arrived at the deal.
- The dealer's name was Strommaniac . This guy was CRAZY.
- He had a Tatto on his face saying : "I eat nails 4 breakfast".
- He had a deep voice & had a 2 bodyguards.
- Riyer & xita4.
- Things were about to get spicy!
- [END OF PART 3]
- [PART 4]
- BOOM! POW POWWW PAWWWW PAWWWWWWW
- Gun shots everywhere!
- salamander9o GET THE F*CK DAWN NIG, DEYUM U GONNA GET SHATTTT
- I shouted : WTFFFFF!?! MUUUUUUUM MUUUUUUUUUUUUM.
- Then,out of nowhere, came a masked man...
- Whilst I was screaming & crying for my mum, salamander9o approched the "masked man"...
- salamander9o : YOOOOOO DDAWWWWGGGG ? ORIGGHTTT ?!?! YO HOME BOY , WOTS UR NAME NIG AY?
- Masked man : NEIN HEIN FUSBALL SPIELEN HEISSE .
- salamander9o : WTF??!? AN OTHER GERMAN GUYYYYYYYYYY?
- - My name is Zambiana . I am the lord of Potato
- hearing the word Potato, I lept out, Knocked " Zambiana " out and said :
- "M8, WOT U PLAYIN AT? I'M POTATO, DELICIOUS POTATO.
- salamander9o, in desbelive, fainted.
- The dealers were dead. (R.I.P)
- We got the "GOODS", went home, took a shower & relaxed in-front of the tv for a couple of houres, waiting for salamander9o to recover from her "faint"
- when suddenly, the door bell rang...
- [END OF PART 4]
- [PART 5]
- I got up, Ran to the front door & opened it.
- maximilian500, my dad!
- I was like : HOW THE FAWK DID YA FIND MEI BRUV?
- maximilian500 : Hello son. I'v been working for the CIA, I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you under arrest.
- Me : WTF DAD OMG U AINT EVEN DANK, U DON'T EVN LIFT OMYGOD DAD U NERD XDDDDDDDDD
- Kay
- Right, salamander9o only just woke up.
- So, we got into the car & I didn't even look at my dad as I was soooo ashamed.
- Anyway, we got to the CIA, and we wen't to the CIA Manager's office.
- This man approched us...
- - Hey. My name is BoobCrew, I'm the owner of CIA
- salamander9o : WTF BOOBCREW AY? Y R WE ER WTF MAN INNONCENT, I AINT EVN GOT NO WEED OR "FART IN POT" ANYMOR LEV ME ALOWN
- Boobcrew : We have convicted you two here today for one reason.
- We need help taking down the biggest Gang/drug dealer in MURICA.
- Me : WOTS THEIR GANG NAMES? & WOTS THE NAME OF DEM?!
- Boobcrew : They are composed of 3 people.
- YYY - RobloxianRoblox - Galaxy_Storm .
- They are called the "MOLISHERS"...
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