1. Things kicked off with Nigel Farage's wayward bit of hair.
Nice hair @Nigel_Farage #bbcdebate
2. Clegg and Cameron weren't there, but probably had a catch-up on the phone.
You watchin? Yeah you? Yeah rubbish innit? Yeah. #BBCDebate
3. Or perhaps they were snuggled up to watch from home, Gogglebox-style.
Sit down, Nick! It's starting!
4. Poor Caroline got a lot more than she asked for.
Literally this girl stopped giving a fuck about three answers to her question ago #BBCDebate
5. People appreciated the casual leaning of Ed Miliband.
Ed is just one suave motherfucker right now. #BBCDebate
6. And his sassy, sassy face when listening to Nigel Farage.
Can't wait to put Sassy Miliband into every text I send ever
7. Others were pleased by the fact that this was the first TV debate in UK history to feature more women than men. 💅
More women on stage than men on bbc election debates 😱😱😱😱✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️😎😎😎
8. People wondered if Farage's policies were perhaps a bit naughty.
Nigel's "Brown Field Revolution" sounds filthy. #BBCDebate
9. Nigel then decided to have a go at the audience, and everybody was all "ooooooh".
How the country responded to Farage's little strop #BBCDebate
10. Others worried that Farage had had a bit of a funny turn.
"The real audience is sitting at home actually." SOMEBODY GET THE REPLACEMENT FARAGE OUT WE'VE HAD A MELTDOWN #bbcdebate
11. Natalie Bennett got shouty.
12. Jeremy Hunt looked lonely in the spin room. (And Andy Burnham was sassy.)
"Dave, I'm here in the spin room but no-one's talking to me. Not sure why. Will keep trying. Best, Jeremy"
13. But not as lonely as this guy.
Somewhere in Belfast, the leader of the DUP has been locked in a broom cupboard and everyone's gone home. #BBCDebate
14. The Lib Dems reminded us that they really, really, really wanted to be there.
That awkward moment when you weren't invited to the party. #BBCDebate
15. Clegg did not swing in to save the day, but he totally would have.
Sliding into your debate like..... #BBCDebate #LibDem
16. Dimbleby's tie was boss.
David Dimbleby's tie pledges his allegiance to Gryffindor. #BBCDebate
17. In fact, David Dimbleby was just boss all round.
BIO-DIMBLEBY THRUSTS MAGNIFICENTLY WHILST DEFEATING "FARAGÉ" #BBCdebate
18. Basically it was all Dimbleby, all the time.
I think it would be better if David Dimbleby was a DJ and they turned the debate into a rap battle #Eminem 8 Mile style #BBCDebate
19. There were suspicions that Farage might have had a cheat sheet.
Nigel Farage checks his debate notes #BBCDebate
20. The tension between Ed and Nicola was palpable.
Come on, Ed. Go to the dance with her. We're all shipping you. #BBCDebate
21. And the evening ended, as many evenings do, with an erotic display from Ed Miliband.
Miliband cranked up the sexual allure to 11 at the end of that.