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Hello, My Name Is Awesome: How to Create Brand Names That Stick Paperback – October 1, 2019
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Too many new companies and products have names that look like the results of a drunken Scrabble game (Xobni, Svbtle, Doostang). In this entertaining and engaging book, ace-naming consultant Alexandra Watkins explains how anyone--even noncreative types--can create memorable and effective brand names. No degree in linguistics required.
The heart of the book is Watkins's proven SMILE and SCRATCH Test. A great name makes you SMILE because it is Suggestive--evokes something about your brand; is Memorable--makes an association with the familiar; uses Imagery--aids memory through evocative visuals; has Legs--lends itself to a theme for extended mileage; and is Emotional--moves people.
A bad name, on the other hand, makes you SCRATCH your head because it is Spelling challenged--looks like a typo; is a Copycat--similar to competitors' names; is Restrictive--limits future growth; is Annoying--seems forced and frustrates customers; is Tame--feels flat, merely descriptive, and uninspired; suffers from the Curse of Knowledge--speaks only to insiders; and is Hard to pronounce--confuses and distances customers.
This 50 percent-new second edition has double the number of brainstorming tools and techniques, even more secrets and strategies to nab an available domain name, a brand-new chapter on how companies are using creative names around the office to add personality to everything from cafeterias to conference rooms, and much more.
- Print length168 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherBerrett-Koehler Publishers
- Publication dateOctober 1, 2019
- Dimensions5.5 x 0.42 x 8.5 inches
- ISBN-101523099984
- ISBN-13978-1523099986
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- Publisher : Berrett-Koehler Publishers
- Publication date : October 1, 2019
- Edition : Reprint
- Language : English
- Print length : 168 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1523099984
- ISBN-13 : 978-1523099986
- Item Weight : 7 ounces
- Dimensions : 5.5 x 0.42 x 8.5 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #761,482 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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About the author

Founder of naming firm Eat My Words, Alexandra Watkins is a recognized expert on brand names with buzz. She is frequently quoted in the press and been featured in leading business publications including The Wall Street Journal, Inc., and Entrepreneur. Alexandra is a popular speaker at MBA programs and has been a guest presenter multiple times at the Stanford Graduate School of Business, San Francisco State, USF School of Management and their alumni association. She has also entertained audiences at the Proctor & Gamble alumni association, Uncollege, In-House Agency Forum, SF City Club, and many co-working spaces.
Alexandra first got hooked on naming when Gap hired her to create cheeky names for their first line of body care products. Soon after, she broke into the business by talking her way into branding powerhouse Landor via a Match.com date. With her fresh, unconventional naming style, Alexandra soon became a go-to resource for countless branding and naming firms around the country. And Landor sent her enough business to open her own firm. Since then, she’s generated thousands of names for snacks, software, sunscreen, social networking sites, sportswear, shoes, sugar scrubs, serums, and seafood. (And that’s just the S’s!) She’s also named lots of things that make people fat and drunk including a nationally recognized bacon cheeseburger (which ironically, must remain nameless).
Prior to Eat My Words, Alexandra was an advertising copywriter, working at leading ad agencies up and down the West Coast, including five years at Ogilvy and Mather, where she helped launch Microsoft Windows and learned the language of Geek Speak. In the mid-nineties she jumped on the dot-com gravy train, and rode it until it crashed in her SOMA backyard. Alexandra took the money and ran, spending a year in Australia, New Zealand, Bali and Fiji. Upon her return, she discovered her passion for naming things and soon after started Eat My Words.
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Customers find the book a pleasure to read and refer to, with valuable do's and don'ts that help with brainstorming. Moreover, the book provides a simple approach to uncovering excellent business names, and customers appreciate its straightforward methodology and light, engaging tone. Additionally, customers value the book's ease of use and consider it worth the money, with one customer noting it saved them thousands of dollars in rebranding costs.
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Customers find the book easy to read and refer to, describing it as a great quick read and must-read for entrepreneurs.
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Customers find the book informative and full of valuable do's and don'ts, serving as a useful primer for brainstorming.
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Customers appreciate the book's approach to brand naming, describing it as a practical guide that provides a simple method for uncovering excellent business names.
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- Reviewed in the United States on March 19, 2025Format: KindleVerified PurchaseIf you need a great business name, Hello, My Name Is Awesome is the book to read. Alexandra makes naming simple, fun, and smart. Her SMILE and SCRATCH test helps you pick a name that sticks (and avoids the bad ones). As a trademark lawyer, I see people struggle with naming all the time - that’s why I send all my clients to Alexandra when they need help. She’s the best in the biz, and this book proves it!
- Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2015Alexandra Watkins’ Hello, My Name Is Awesome: How to Create Brand Names That Stick is a practical guide to picking inventive company names and mastering the art of branding. Mrs. Watkins’ marketing handbook provides the reader with the necessary information to successfully name a company or product. Her branding expertise and humorous writing style make this marketing guide to branding a must read. The name is a huge part of a product and the branding associated with it. Mrs. Watkins attempts to help the everyday entrepreneur avoid the pitfalls of unclear and whacky company names. Keeping in mind the 5 qualities of a super-sticky name and the seven deadly sins, one can arrive at the perfect company name while promoting a desired brand strategy around a product or service.
In Watkins’ guide, she determines a tipping point when it comes to company and product naming. Entrepreneurs and business owners must struggle with the difficult task of standing out from the crowd while engineering an understandable and fitting name for a company or product line. Small details must be thought over and the smallest intricacies can make one brand name lasting and effective and another confusing and ineffective. Brand names serve as a first impression between consumers and producers. Watkins believes that a satisfactory company or brand name should turn heads, generate buzz and spark sales. Brand names characterize a company or product in a few simple words or a short phrase. The brand name is the single most important marketing attribute of a company and can doom a company from the start if not given enough attention. Following Mrs. Watkins’ tips to creating lasting brand names can make or break a company before its’ products or service are even produced and released in the consumer market for consumption.
Alexandra Watkins does a great job in explaining her criteria and process for generating effective and lasting brand names. Her ideas are well backed up with satisfactory examples and real life instances where her method was implemented to create real brand names used in the market today. Watkins believes that, “the most powerful brand names connect with people and move them to buy because they are based on familiar words and concepts that they understand and appreciate.” In fact, Alexandra Watkins mentions Kryptonite locks, Mayday tech support, Obsession perfume, Leap Frog toys and Ninja blenders as companies with brand names that speak volumes. She believes that a brand name tells the story a producer wants to get across to its potential customers. Following her method will ensure a practical brand name that clearly explains the overall aura attached to a product. However, she also cites the many pitfalls associated with brand naming. Some of the companies she identifies as lacking in the brand-naming department include: Sur La Table, Iams, Flickr, Saucony, Eukanuba and Xobni. The author provides many real life examples to back up her argument for successful brand naming, while at the same time citing companies who failed at creating effective brand names.
I believe that if followed correctly and analyzed in the correct way, Alexandra Watkins provides a sound method for brand naming. She is very successful in her interpretation of powerful brand names and the importance of an effective brand name. She provides the reader with the proper tools and prepares them for the difficult task of brand naming. Though her system isn’t foolproof by any sense of the imagination, it can give someone struggling to find a suitable company name a push in the right direction. I would recommend this book to any entrepreneur or future business owner who may one day struggle with the task of engineering a suitable brand name. If the task of brand naming is something you’ll ever have to deal with, reading Watkins’ guide for anything more than entertainment would be a waste of time. However her writing style and interjected humor make it an easy read and gives flair to what seems to be a pretty bland topic. All in all, I would recommend this book to any company or entrepreneur making or slated to make a decision in brand or product naming.
- Reviewed in the United States on December 3, 2014Alexandra Watkins and her team at Eat My Words do some pretty amazing work, charging anywhere from $1,000 to $50,000+ to name things. So, when I heard she wrote a book about how to create awesome names, I knew I had to buy it.
The book itself is a very short read and I felt it could have had a little more content, but that's because the process of naming things is straightforward. My family and I are looking to start and name a new business, which is a daunting task in an industry full of simply awful and trite names . To help us get the process started, I used the very same creative brief Alexandra uses with her own clients; she included it in the book!
I haven't gotten very far into the brainstorming process, but I have no doubt the names I come up with are going to be better than the ones I would've thought of before reading the book. Nevertheless, there's nothing like having the "Real McCoy," so I just submitted a message to Eat My Words to get an hour of their time.
This book is an invaluable resource to anyone looking to come up with great names, but don't expect great ideas to immediately flow into your brain and spill themselves all over the blank piece of paper staring at you in the face. It's going to take a lot of brainstorming and creative muscle to come up with something truly great.
When in doubt, give Alexandra a shout. Okay, okay, I know that was trying too hard.
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- Diego Angulo JimenezReviewed in Mexico on April 12, 2025
5.0 out of 5 stars Made my brand great again.
Format: KindleVerified PurchaseAmazing book! I realized how wrong I was with my previous names, and thanks to this book I found the best name for my brand.
- JoonasReviewed in Australia on August 2, 2023
5.0 out of 5 stars The only brand naming book you'll ever need? I think so.
Format: KindleVerified PurchaseThere are two things that I especially loved about this book:
1. It is super actionable with an outside-the-box framework that helps you name your business in a way that doesn't make your customers want to die when they see it.
2. It is short and free of the typical marketing book bullshit. I read the book in two sittings.
Just going through naming my podcast and the process laid out in the book is beyond helpful. I think the book also convinced me to rename my business. Which I am not sure if I should feel excited or upset about.
- AIDANReviewed in France on September 22, 2018
5.0 out of 5 stars Now anyone can name a company
I run a startup and we were facing a potential legal battle over our name just before the launch of our product. One of my advisors pointed me in the direction of Hello My Name is Awesome. The book was an extremely easy read. The guidance is clear and practical and the tone is engaging and fun. The processes laid out in the book made it really easy to engage the whole company and our advisory board. In only a few days the individual brainstorming exercises enabled us to generate hundreds of different candidate names, and develop a great shortlist before we used the "SMILE" and "SCRATCH" tests to pick a winner that was perfectly in line with our brand. In addition to reducing a serious legal risk to our business, we found a name that we believe is even better than the one we originally had. Alexandra's guidance also enabled me to get a memorable domain name for only $15. I thoroughly recommend this book and will definitely be using it again in the future. I will also be recommending it to the other startups I work with around the world.
- Iztok GolobReviewed in Germany on June 29, 2023
5.0 out of 5 stars I wouldn't read 1 star reviews on this book
Format: PaperbackVerified PurchaseI don't read 1 star reviews anymore. For a while I have been findind them intentionally misleading. After reading this book one sounds at least like the author hasn't really gone beyond the cover let alone through workflow process Alexandra follows and suggests. It is the very thing he or she finds missing. Strange. I red the whole book in 2 days, which is fast for me considering the time on my hand. I was so inspired by Alexandra I named our offices while reading it. I intend to use her workflow of solo brainstorming for not just branding though. Not to mention the book is actually really fun to read.
- GlasgoreReviewed in the United Kingdom on February 12, 2021
5.0 out of 5 stars Handy little book to check in on when you're designing a brand
This is a good book to have, I heard Alexandria on the madebrave podcast, i really liked what she had to say and how she came across so i picked up this book.
It's really helpful as i am a student doing digital design at GCU, for a few projects now I've been tasked with branding a company and launching a mock product/event. While i already find this process to be really fun, Alexandria's book helps me see things in black and white and helps me refine my processes and really understand the why behind everything.
Recommend this to every design student in a similar boat and for anyone in marketing/advertising as it will help you dig a little deeper and hopefully come out with really clever and original ideas for your projects.