NEW RELEASE! Purchase includes a free mp3 of The Wide World of Burps audio comedy sketch from The Listies Go Bananas Album!

A gross and totally hilarious ‘encyclopedia of food’ by us, The Listies, for ages 8+.

Following on from the disgusting Ickypedia, comes our even more disgusting CROOKBOOK full of INGROSSIENTS to make every kid into a DISASTERCHEF. It contains smelly and just plain horrible words, scribbles, COOKING DESTRUCTIONS and a guide to the world's worst RESTAURWRONGS. Full of made-up history, bonkers definitions, food unfacts and packed with illustrations by your very own Rich and Matt!

DUTCH OVEN: To cook with fart gas
HAMBOOGER: A burger made entirely with snot.
GHOASTER: A haunted toaster
FAIL CHIPS: New chip flavours that are a really bad idea.

Reviews:
"A poultry excuse for literature" Charles Chickens
"Even more delicious than their last book" A Donkey
"This is the worst book about gardening I've ever read." A Gardener
"The best way to read this book is in the dark, blindfolded, with the cover closed." A Librarian

200 pages, black and white , illustrated throughout, smell checked but not spell checked.

Includes unlimited streaming of WIDE WORLD OF BURPS via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.