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Learn Me Gooder Kindle Edition

4.6 out of 5 stars 186 ratings

"Houston, we have a word problem!"

In this sequel to Learn Me Good, Jack Woodson (no longer a green behind the ears teacher) returns to recount another school year’s worth of challenges, triumphs, and mishaps with a brand new cast of wild and crazy students. Six years have passed, and this time around, Jack gets a talking monkey sidekick, a beautiful love interest, and a top-secret undercover CIA assignment to Uranus. (Well, ONE of those things is true, anyway).

There are witty quotes, riotous stories, and more twists and turns than M. Night Shyamalan’s small intestine.Through email correspondence with Fred Bommerson, Jack talks about PTA fundraisers gone awry, unnatural food chains, and how any action can be made acceptable as long as “it’s for science.”

With subject lines such as “Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid,” “Green Eggs and Math,” and “Houston, we have a word problem,” it’s perfect for reading in small chunks or one long session.
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"I thought the book was hilarious. It will appeal to teachers withoutadoubt, as well as lots of everyday readers as well." - TiffanyA.Harkleroad, Vine Voice
"The names, the references to popular movies, TV shows etc, the sign offs are perfection." - Lilacteapot, Amazon customer

"This book should definietly come with a WARNING - may cause liquid to squirt out your nose!" - Diane D, Amazon customer

"This book is absolutely hilarious from beginning to end!" - Lenora, Amazon customer

About the Author

John Pearson was born just outside of Washington, DC, but moved to Texas as quickly as he could. Growing up with a passion for math, science,and calculator watches, he obtained engineering degrees and basketball(watching) accolades from Duke University and Texas A&M. His first job out of college was designing small solid-state heat pumps, where his cubicle simply was not big enough to contain him. When the engineering market went sour, he decided to try his hand as a teacher, and he educated one diverse group of kids after another, mostly in math and science, but also in Star Wars quotes, bad puns, and life in general.Those students (the Good, the Bad, and the Apathetic) provided the material for Learn Me Good and its sequels. He now uses his mad math skills as an analyst in a really tall building downtown.

John Pearson won the Jeopardy! Teachers Tournament in 2013 and lost to the eventual grand winner in the Tournament of Champions in 2014. He was an alternate in the 2019 All-Stars Tournament and fulfilled that role admirably.

Pearson enjoys reading, watching movies, and playing games in his free time, and he has made several videos with his son Andrew, including the Pearson Olympics and the May Gladness series, all available on YouTube. He also updates the Learn Me Good page on Facebook with funny memes, anecdotes, and observations. All educators,teachers, and people who love humor are welcome.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B005G0WJLW
  • Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ August 22, 2011
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 449 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 223 pages
  • Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Reading age ‏ : ‎ 15 - 18 years
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.6 out of 5 stars 186 ratings

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John Pearson was born just outside of Washington, DC, but moved to Texas as quickly as he could. Growing up with a passion for math, science, and calculator watches, he obtained engineering degrees and basketball (watching) accolades from Duke University and Texas A&M. His first job out of college was designing small solid-state heat pumps, where his cubicle simply was not big enough to contain him. When the engineering market went sour, he decided to try his hand as a teacher, and he educated one diverse group of kids after another, mostly in math and science, but also in Star Wars quotes, bad puns, and life in general. Those students (the Good, the Bad, and the Apathetic) provided the material for Learn Me Good and its sequels. He now uses his mad math skills as an analyst in a really tall building downtown.

John Pearson won the Jeopardy! Teachers Tournament in 2013 and lost to the eventual grand winner in the Tournament of Champions in 2014. He was an alternate in the 2019 All-Stars Tournament and fulfilled that role admirably.

Pearson enjoys reading, watching movies, and playing games in his free time, and he has made several videos with his son Andrew, including the Pearson Olympics and the May Gladness series, all available on YouTube. He also updates the Learn Me Good page on Facebook with funny memes, anecdotes, and observations. All educators, teachers, and people who love humor are welcome.

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Customers find the book humorous, with one describing it as a hilarious day-to-day record of a teacher's experiences. Moreover, the book receives positive feedback for its readability, with customers noting it's good enough to read on its own and must-reading for teachers and student teachers. Additionally, customers appreciate its heartwarming content, with one mentioning how the author's love for kids shines through, and its insightful look at a year of teaching. Customers also value its authenticity and consider it a great gift for teachers.

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65 customers mention "Humor"60 positive5 negative

Customers enjoy the book's humor, appreciating its wry wit and ability to provide laughter after a stressful day.

"...for the rest of us, Pearson took the time to write down and share his students' exploits." Read more

"This is a hilarious book. As a former teacher, I can promise that this book is both exaggerated and right on target...." Read more

"...'s first book, "Learn Me Good," was a true delight - a refreshing, clever and insightful look into the trials and tribulations of a first year..." Read more

"...that he raised my Daughter had discussed and I found it interesting to compare their stories, how nervous they were teaching for the first time and..." Read more

56 customers mention "Readability"56 positive0 negative

Customers find the book easy to read, describing it as a quick and enjoyable read, with some noting it's good enough to stand on its own. Additionally, many consider it essential reading for teachers and student teachers.

"...if it was even half as entertaining as the original, it would be well worth my time...." Read more

"...This is not a long book. It is a fairly fast read. This is a series of emails the author writes to a friend from a former work place...." Read more

"...It is a quick and mostly light-hearted read, and it is encouraging to know that a good young teacher has decided to stay the course and not bail..." Read more

"...Anyone remember Jaws 2? In this case it worked and the book is shear delight...." Read more

6 customers mention "Heartwarming"6 positive0 negative

Customers find the book heartwarming, with one mentioning how the author's love for kids shines through.

"John Woodson's first book, "Learn Me Good," was a true delight - a refreshing, clever and insightful look into the trials and tribulations of a..." Read more

"As a retired teacher, I really enjoyed this. The love for kids shines through as does the frustration with them...." Read more

"...Plus, it was hysterical in one moment and heartwarming in the next. Great read!!!" Read more

"...It remains as funny as before, with different students and all-new experiences, this book will not disappoint! I loved it!..." Read more

6 customers mention "Look"6 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the look of the book, finding it insightful, with one customer noting it provides an interesting view of a year.

"..."Learn Me Good," was a true delight - a refreshing, clever and insightful look into the trials and tribulations of a first year elementary school..." Read more

"...n't match up to the first one, but I must say this book is just as endearing and funny as the first one...." Read more

"...It was adorable." Read more

"Humorous and interesting. I read it as a follow up to "Learn Me Good", but it would stand on it's own as well...." Read more

4 customers mention "Gift value"4 positive0 negative

Customers find the book to be a great gift for teachers.

"...an elementary school teacher, both of Pearson's books are a great gift. Enjoy!" Read more

"...If you're a teacher or know a teacher, this book is the perfect gift. It reads fast and is full of endless laughs!..." Read more

"Learn Me Good and Learn Me Gooder would make great gifts for both new or experienced teachers. Well written and funny...." Read more

"This book would be a great gift for a teacher. Its so funny. Even if you arent a teacher you will enjoy this book" Read more

3 customers mention "Authenticity"3 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the authenticity of the book.

"This is admittedly a fictional work, but it obviously draws on real life experiences...." Read more

"This book was amazing. It was funny, real, and kept my attention so well that I read the book in one sitting...." Read more

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Top reviews from the United States

  • Reviewed in the United States on January 30, 2012
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    Over the weekend, I finally had a chance to read a book that I'd bought a while back, Learn Me Gooder by John Pearson. This is the sequel of his popular book Learn Me Good and I knew that if it was even half as entertaining as the original, it would be well worth my time. In Learn Me Gooder, we rejoin Jack Woodson six years later in his teaching career. Jack is still chronicling the daily wackiness and general hi-jinks of his classroom to his buddies back at Heat Pump Limited. Of course, he has a whole new crew with different personalities and problems, but the same familiar nemesis of apathy, general cluelessness, impishness and the dreaded TAKS (soon to be replaced by its steroid-pumped big brother STAAR). And in this installment, Woodson even gets a leading lady...

    I literally laughed out loud at some of the outlandish situations Woodson describes to his buddy, Bommerson. In one situation, he describes their "terrorist/ unknown assailant drill" which requires them to slide out a green sheet of paper if everyone in the room is ok and red if there is a problem in the room. Woodson ponders exactly who these code papers benefit more, admins or the unknown assailant, and if they should subtly slide the green paper back in if they hear the assailant breaking down doors? In other situations, Woodson describes his students reactions to him as their teacher: he hands out gum and they respond as though he'd parachuted into the classroom handing out bags of money, he speaks to them and they stare blankly, but if he speaks to another teacher, he gets their undivided attention (I've experienced this same phenomena: I speak to my students in Spanish and they're trying to sleep, text or do other homework. I speak to one of the other Spanish teachers in Spanish in front of them and they're staring us down, breaking out their notes and dictionaries, and coaching each other through the conversation. "I heard something about a test!") Nevertheless, through the entire book, you can feel Woodson's (Pearson's) true affection for his students.

    I particularly like Pearson's books because he teaches for the district that I attended as a student and student taught in. I'm familiar with a lot of the lunacy in the district. But even if you aren't familiar with his specific district, as teachers, we all have "that kid". The kid that makes you laugh, cry, angry and deliriously happy (sometimes all at the same time). Pearson, like most teachers, tries not to take it personally and to always have an optimistic spirit that can see the humor in any given situation. Luckily, for the rest of us, Pearson took the time to write down and share his students' exploits.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on October 25, 2012
    This is a hilarious book.

    As a former teacher, I can promise that this book is both exaggerated and right on target. I laughed and laughed and had to get up to finish reading it because my chuckles woke my husband up more than once.

    This is not a long book. It is a fairly fast read.

    This is a series of emails the author writes to a friend from a former work place. The start of his emails are in response to the friend. As you only see one set of emails you do not get to read his friend's response; but you get to know the friend and employees or his previous workplace based on the emails. And you know this is just a funny group of people that you would love to get to know in real life, if these were real people.

    I loved the story of the hoe and the sour milk and I could go on.

    Well worth the money. I'm off to buy book one and hoping for a book 3.
    Enjoy.
  • Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2013
    John Woodson's first book, "Learn Me Good," was a true delight - a refreshing, clever and insightful look into the trials and tribulations of a first year elementary school teacher. This second book, "Learn Me Gooder," follows a wiser and more experienced Mr. Woodson as he continues his teaching career. He uses his same format of mostly honest yet sometimes snarky emails back and forth to his buddies at the sales job he left to become a teacher. The format still works, and allows Woodson to talk to his friends as if he is also talking directly to the reader. Woodson's love interest adds some depth to the story, and his frustrations with standardized testing and the unrelenting pressure on students and staff to "perform" despite all kinds of real-lfe problems all ring true to anyone who has ever spent time in education. It is a quick and mostly light-hearted read, and it is encouraging to know that a good young teacher has decided to stay the course and not bail out of teaching as the novelty wears off. Teaching is hard work and John Woodson is the kind of teacher you would want to select for your own child.
  • Reviewed in the United States on March 26, 2012
    After travelling the World for many years working with AIDS my Daughter started a teaching career. This is what drew me to read Learn Me Good, and thought it quite charming. Many points that he raised my Daughter had discussed and I found it interesting to compare their stories, how nervous they were teaching for the first time and the care and preperation they put into the curriculum . This second novel is even better. Now that he is an experienced teacher, we have the pleasure of his wit and comments which really do make you laugh out loud. I especially enjoyed reading his pseudonyms at the bottom of each mail. I do think that all teachers should have a spell in the 'real' world before they choose teaching as their career. It seems that they have a more adult approach, make their lessons more interesting by drawing on their own experiences and definitely are better organised. I also think that having friends 'out of school' gives teachers light relief from an occupation which at times can be quite daunting. I have recommended both of these books to friends of all ages,and I must say the second book has left me wanting more. What a joy to bring us all such light relief during difficult times. Thankyou very much Mr Pearson.
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Top reviews from other countries

  • Ms. C
    3.0 out of 5 stars Good... but not as good as the first
    Reviewed in Germany on January 2, 2013
    I loved the original book "Learn me good". I found it witty and relatable (as a fellow teacher)... I couldn't put it down! This book is also good, but nowhere near as funny as the first, but all in all not a bad read.
  • Cruise Queen
    5.0 out of 5 stars loved it
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on May 28, 2012
    This is the second book , I hope there will be another.. I have never laughed so much for ages!! The same format as last time,, the author writes his experiences in emails to a former collegue.. Its a very well written book, if you enjoyed the first offering then this is for you.. Its an eye opener into school life and yes it will make you think " It wasnt like that in my day " or maybe it was ?
  • Sue
    4.0 out of 5 stars Fuuuuny
    Reviewed in Australia on January 5, 2019
    Enjoyed the reality check of this book.
  • Funnybunny
    5.0 out of 5 stars Another good read
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on September 6, 2013
    Having read his previous book I was hoping I wouldn't be disappointed and I wasn't.

    It is good to know that education on both sides of the pond have the same problems, highs and lows and the same mix of children.
  • Joo
    3.0 out of 5 stars Learn me Gooder
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on February 2, 2014
    This follow up to Learn ME Good is in the same format. Jack emails his old colleague Fred with tales of what happened in class with even more unlikely named students.

    I like the concept as you can dip in and out, although I put it down for a few months and couldn't be bothered to finish it, then I picked it up again and after 2 or 3 emails, I was grabbed again and finally finished it.

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