440 episodes
Bitch Bible PodcastOne
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4.6 • 14K Ratings
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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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Lessons in Detachment with Heather McMahan
Jackie phones friend Heather McMahan for emotional support dealing with grief, the eclipse, manipulative marital strategies and red carpet disasters.
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She Hath Risen!
Jackie debuts her latest act of philanthropy, celebrates Easter by relishing in families get hit with a tundra and discusses the latest in pop culture news.
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Losers Lose
Jackie ponders marine life, reminisces on the early 2000's, offers a variety of musical and television critique, and reinfects her eyeball with conjunctivitis.
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Calma Calma Chameleon
Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, her recent trauma at Target, new beef with a narc neighbor and distasteful motherhood updates!
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Parisian Secretion
Jackie is back from Paris Fashion Week with the raw retinas to prove it. After contracting conjunctivitis, she recaps her medical trauma whilst abroad. She also discusses the Oscars and breaks down her best dressed. Apologies to Vanessa Hudgens.
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Lights! Camera! Rosacea!
Jackie hath sold her soul and is living for the lights! She discusses her latest motherhood fecal altercation, takes issue with Jess Glynne and gets ready for her Parisian gallivant!
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Customer Reviews
Love You, but no R-word
No R word unless you are ok with, Kike and the n-word. The r word was acceptable in the 80’s. But now no. It would hit different if your child was intellectually disabled. As a retired special education teacher not all intellectually disabled children are born that way. All children/babies are just 1 horrific accident from being intellectually disabled.
Yikes
Talking about how great of a mom you are when you have night nurse and daytime help? Uhhh, obviously. You have someone else handling the hard parts 3/4 of the time. Maybe try some family time, Jackie. Dead parent isn’t an excuse, several people do it with dead parents with no or little family help. Including me, who also works full time. Very out of touch and hard to listen to. Although I relate to lighting money on fire for childcare. Hence, why I don’t do it during the hours I’m at home. Just say you don’t want to do the hard parts. But don’t brag about how great of a mom you are in the next breath. Or just go wall paper another room. Or post another ~edgy~ IG post. And now the R word. So edgy.
R-word? Really?
Love this podcast most of the time and I find most of the content funny, but the R word is super offensive. It’s not a matter of being overly sensitive, it’s akin to using the N word. Not funny at all.