What do you do when you can control the very forces of reality, but also want to have fun getting drunk on a Friday night? Throwing tiny plastic balls into cups kind of loses its appeal when you can do friggin' magic!
Wasted Wizards is a card battle drinking game. Simple enough to play while drunk, with enough strategy to entertain you during those tragic moments of sobriety.
Blue cards beat Red Cards, Red Cards beat Yellow Cards, Yellow Cards beat Blue Cards. Ties are decided by STATS. Play a card that trumps your opponent's to steal their treasure and make them drink! Whoever has the most treasure at the end of the game wins. Or, failing that, the last person to pass out.
Summon alcoholic monsters and cast 100 proof spells to give your foes a hangover they'll never forget!